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Christmas Cracker GROANS

Q: How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
A: Don't feed it!

Q: What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
A: The letter D!

Q: What did they call Santa after he lost his pants?
A: Saint Knickerless!

Q: Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Christmas ball?
A: It was a moth ball!

Q: Which bug does not like Christmas?
A: A humbug!

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

Q: How do you know when Santa Claus is near?
A: It's easy to sense his presents!

Q: What songs do Santa's gnomes sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Q: Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
A: Because they keep dropping their needles.

Q: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A: A minced spy.